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nubbsgalore:

tree frog and tree python are totes besties. photos by fahmi bhs (previously featured) in jakarta (more precious lil buddies)

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How the signs respond to “I love you”

shitthesignssay:

Aries- I love you MORE

Taurus-really?

Gemini- I love… cake.

Cancer- for how long?

Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?

Virgo- Thank you

Libra- I have to pee.

Scorpio- Mhm

Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU

Capricorn- I know.

Aquarius- What even is love?

Pisces- Huh?

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beckersher:

but does she bring all the boys to the yard?

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releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

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tinyfuzzypeach:

dibbydabby:

plutoisaplanetdammit:

mishasminions:

testosteroneman:

deadpandean:

sourwolf-of-beacon-hills:

jtotheizzoe:

Solar Road Trip

"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.

"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!" 

this is cute. 

poor pluto :(

PLUTO PLS

you’ll always be real 

I love how our entire generation all take Pluto not being an official planet anymore as a personal insult

am i the only one who feels sorry for jupiter

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uss-sasserprise:

webothsoldit:

cwtae-withthataxeeugene:

A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.

Is this a Cats rehearsal?

uss-sasserprise:

webothsoldit:

cwtae-withthataxeeugene:

A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.

Is this a Cats rehearsal?

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kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.

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simplyshrinking:

westcoastthinspiration:

catsbeaversandducks:

My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever

Most pet cats will become timid or defensive when outdoors, but not Millie – after being adopted by her mountain-climbing owner Craig Armstrong, Millie has become a feline hiking and mountain-climbing legend.

“She literally loves to climb things… if there’s high-ground she’ll seek it out,” Armstrong said in an interview with Bored Panda. He had nothing but praise for the tenacious little athlete: “Generally she does best on slabby routes where she can scramble from ledge to ledge. She’s an incredible athlete but steep juggy routes just aren’t her thing. When bouldering, though, she’s done some pretty amazing gaps and dynos.”

“I go on a lot of weekend climbing adventures. It never seemed odd to me, just seemed like something I’d do with my pet, take her places,” explained Armstrong. Ever since Millie climbed up onto his shoulder at the Furburbia adoption center in Utah, Armstrong knew they’d make a good team.

There are, of course, pros and cons to taking your cat hiking – “We camp in my truck; She peed in there one night, but she caught a mouse in there one night, too.” Armstrong hopes that they can become a team in other aspects of his life as well; “I’m still waiting for the day we come across a group of pretty ladies and they love Millie and invite us to their campfire that night.“

He also had plenty of advice for owners who might consider hiking with their own cats. “Get them used to their name and to you as a safe place. In talus fields or thick woods she’ll get distracted and climb trees or explore tiny caves and under boulders and stop following sometimes. It’s taken a lot of practice and many trips to get Millie to the point where she follows me down a trail past areas like thickets that would have distracted her otherwise.”

Via Bored Panda

🙊❤️🐱

foretune

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brokeyourstupidcrap:

IT’S TOO PRETTY I CAN’T EAT SOMETHING THAT LOOKS THIS GOOD.

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formermaleprostitute:

lifesneverhumdrum:

fuck-yeah-online-shopping:

Self Defense Package

The Cat Personal Safety Keychain

Police Strength Pepper Spray

Mini Stun Gun

it’s $22 for all three

these are really great but please be careful as I know for a fact the cat keychain is illegal here in CA (and a few other states as well) as I tried to order one before. As fucked up as it is, if you were to be caught with it or GOD FORBID you attack a person who is physically threatening you (but who hasn’t actually touched you), you can and will very likely be charged with assault with a deadly weapon. Cops do jack shit when it comes down to it and they don’t care if you’re actually intending to use it or just to scare people away 

and the shittiest part of it is that even if said scumbag actually lays their hands on you and you DO indeed stab them, if for whatever reason they were to report it (crazier things have happened) or a cop was to see it happening, YOU could still be charged with assault with a deadly weapon. It doesn’t matter what the situation is, if you use something illegal (even a PLASTIC kitty keychain) to defend yourself you’re still gonna be fucked so please make sure it’s not illegal wherever you are

ha ahahahah oh man, what a legal system hhahhaha